That the government of Oppressedistan is not very nice is well known. Today's events reached a new low, even for them. A report from a citizen of Meanville:

It is a sad, sad day in Meanville. Hundreds of puppies gathered downtown to protest against the repressive regime. The puppies were very peaceful - not a single slipper was chewed. Shortly after noon, the police descended on the square. Without warning, they began kicking puppies left and right. Four puppies went to the vet and 36 were sent to bed without dinner.

As a jaded Opressedistonian, this shocks even me. Is there no low that President Suckass will not sink to in his futile efforts to remain in power? Won't someone help us?